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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jul 11, 2007 19:03:09 GMT
Well that was easy, he had thought Jack was going to carry on freaking out by the way he had suddenly turned like that. "I'm not really hungry" Zeque told the other boy. The witch didn't really eat much and hardly ever actually felt hungry. He supposed that really he would have to think about eating soon because he didn't really know how long he was going to be wondering around.
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Post by Holly-Face on Jul 14, 2007 16:45:29 GMT
"well its custom to eat crackers at my house" jack started "and if not i will kill you" jack leaned close to zeque, then chuckled.
Jack had never killed anyone in his whole life he was not going to start now, he just liked scaring people, into thinking he wasn't a murderer.
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jul 14, 2007 16:56:48 GMT
Zeque just stared at him at first. He killed people for not eating crackers at his house?Bit much wasn't it really?! "Um...o-ok then" He said quietly, still walking along beside Jack. What was he getting himself into here? Going home for crackers with a crazy person....
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Post by Holly-Face on Jul 24, 2007 20:31:09 GMT
"sooo where do you live chicken scratch?" he smiled at his new friend. "daisy and i hate farmers so don't say youre one of them".
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jul 24, 2007 20:41:08 GMT
((While writing this i was listening to Aerosmith!!))
"My name's not chicken scratch" He told Jack, frowning slightly. Maybe he should start calling Jack a stupid name, see how much he liked it. "I live in the woods" He told the other male, thinking for a second before adding; "And no I'm not a farmer, I'm a witch"
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Post by Holly-Face on Jul 24, 2007 20:52:32 GMT
with this jack burst into laughter, in a state of tears he whispered: "a witch that is a guy?" he then turned to face zeque his face pefectly still and straight, "perfectly normal" he smiled slightly. "is it nice in the woods?"
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Dec 13, 2007 22:13:49 GMT
The dark haired male gave a small hiss, he was starting to get really irritated now. The whole stereotypes on witches thing really bugged him, it always had. "Yes a male witch" He snapped, rolling his eyes when Jack changed his tone again. Why did he keep doing that? It was like he had a split personality sometimes.
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Post by Holly-Face on Jan 16, 2008 21:25:24 GMT
Jack smiled "I used to live closer to this other farmer.... he had a dog called Jessops; it bit me...not the dag the farmer" his smile got bigger and spread across his face "good times they where" .
he then grabbed Zeques arm "come on chicken scratch this way" he lead him to a very small farm house with a very thin cow laying down on its side in a little field that was surrounded by a rotten fence. this area was also covered in trees.
" Here it is... you like it?" he lent on the fence that nearlly callopsed under his weight. "Daisy is over there I love her to death so dont go looking at her, touching her, or any of that buisness" he grinned again this was a joke in his mind.
His eyes dropped to the ground "you smell like wee" his head also tilted to the floor now. "you know you could have a shower at my place for free" he nodded his head "you know wee is not a very attractive smell".
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jan 16, 2008 21:46:58 GMT
Zeque just sighed, half listening to the crazy haired farmer boy chatter on about something or other, allowing himself to be dragged along. It was pointless trying to pull away, he just got the feeling Jack would react weirdly to anything he did.
"Yeah its... great" Was this guy insane... okay stupid question he blatantly was, but surly he could see that this place was pretty dead. Even if he wasn't choc-full of OCD, Zeque still wouldn't have wanted to go near that place. The cow looked like she was on her last legs... if she was alive at all.
The witch scowled at that last comment. "No Jack, I really don't" He wanted to add 'that would be the smell of your rotten decaying stupid fucking farm and your diseased animal' but didn't dare.
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Post by Holly-Face on Jan 17, 2008 21:01:18 GMT
Jacks smiled dropped when Zeque snapped at him " I was only joking" he shuffled his way to the shed then sat in front of the door.
He then started to cry. "I always offend you" he lent over and put his face in the mud. Only muffled weeps coming from the soil where his face lay.
He then sat back up "my mouth is all dirty now" he screamed.
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jan 17, 2008 21:07:16 GMT
Zeque had to bite down on his lip to keep himself from snapping again. He didn't like this, the other guy was confusing him no end and kept twisting things around on him, making go from feeling angry to bad to confused and back to angry again.
He watched the other male start to cry over by the shed. And there it was, the feeling bad. He didn't mean to upset Jack but if the farmer insisted on winding people up he was going to get snapped at from time to time.
Then Jack screamed something. The loudness was enough for Zeque, he didn't even have to hear what Jack was saying. Instantly the witch darted, hiding behind the nearest tree like a startled squirrel.
( Yah squirrel!!! )
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Post by Holly-Face on Jan 17, 2008 21:19:43 GMT
Jack stood up and looked round he then wiped the mud off his face with a rag in his pocket "Where have you gone Chicken Scratch?" he started to move round getting nearer and nearer to Zeques tree his axe swinging. come on Jack you have got him this far don't give up now he rolle his eyes " come on im going to get the crackers ready"
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Post by The Mad Hatter on Jan 17, 2008 21:43:17 GMT
Standing still and quiet he listened to Jack walking closer. He wasn't really hiding from the other guy, just the noise had startled him. He could hear the farmer swinging that damn axe around. 'I'm alone with a madman....'
Slowly he stuck his head out from behind the tree. "I'm really not hungry Jack"He said quietly, stepping out into the open again. Jack had mud on his face. Not a lot but a bit. It kind of bothered him but he didn't dare try to wipe it off or even say anything about it.
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