Post by surly on Jun 9, 2008 8:52:53 GMT
Surly was tired of being snow whites slave so he left home. He was wondering through the woods looking for a place to start a new independant mine of his own. He lay down in the woods to take a nap. As he was snoozing a bratty kid saw him and poured water on him. He awoke with a start "Hey What the Fuck?!" he shouted angrily. The brat giggled and said "sucks to be you little man." Surly regarded the child with an angry gaze and said "why did you disturb my nap you little cunt? Im fucking tired Don't you have anything better to do?" "I dont like stupid ugly dwarfs like you" the kid said. "My parents say you dwarfs are greedy and hoard all the wealth and dont share it." "First of all we dwarfs often have valuables coz we WORK for them in the damn mines. Why should I give my hard earned gold to your lazy fucking parents you little dumb shit. Now be off or i blister your backside!" The kid took this as a challenge and said "You cant spank me Im bigger than you are and my parents would kill you" Quick as a flash Surly although a few inches shorter than the brat was stronger and soon turned the kid over on his lap, pulled his pants down and angrily started swatting his butt as hard as he could. "hey what the hell?" the kid said "are you a frigging pedophile" he continued cussing Surly out but soon it started to sting and the brat started crying and begging surly to stop. When surly finished spanking him he said "get out of here and dont come back. Ive had it with rude little brats like you that think they can treat my like shit just coz im a dwar!" The kid, with tears in his eyes insolently said "Im going to tell my parents what you did!" "you tell them, I dont care, maybe you should tell them about how you poured water on me you little brat" Surly called after him than he continued walking on looking for a new mine......