Pretty Blue Birds

[Alice In Wonderland]

Alice liked this place, it was kind of nice sometimes though it wasnt nearly as exciting as wonderland it had its plus points, like birdies here they were covered in feathers back in wonderland they were made of umbrellas and honking honrs and weird things like that, and here there was no cheshire cat.

she grinned a little as she took out her bitchers knife bending down she prodded her knew toy with the sharp end and giggled, it didint move, well it wodulnt it was dead, a dead blue bird probably attacked by a cat or somethign that had lost interest, it was missing an eye and some of its feathers were reddish with its blood. she prodded it again sitting down on the grassy ground she put her dagger down beside her sorting out her dress so it fell on her legs just right and picked up the bird. its head lolled to one side and she copied giggling a little.

"pretty birdie, shame your deaded!"

she said to the bird in a kind of sing song voice, she looked at ti pulling at its wings but it was a bit hard because rigormortis had set in and the body was stiff, she gave a ahrd tug and pulled one of the wings clean off and sat there giggling and snickering to herself for about five minutes, she had to stop you see because it made her chest hurt laughing so hard.

so now she was sat there with a bird that onyl had one wing and one eye.

[The Mad Hatter]

"Havin fun with that?"

The hatter was good at that, seeming to just appear as if from no were. He couldn't really make himself appear, it just looked that way sometimes because of how fast he could move.
Right now he was standing just a little way from Alice, one hand leaned against a tree casually, looking at the back of his other hand at, his fingernails had grown back very quickly. He wasn't sure if he liked it. It was as if the damn things had come back on there own without permission. Soon he would pry a few off again, that would show them who was boss.

His good eye moved back to Alice, flashing her a grin before standing up properly to walk over. "wacha doing?" He asked, looking down tot he bird she was messing with. It was all broken looking. Silly bird, its wing had come off and everything. If he were a bird he would take better care of his wing. The missing eye he couldn't really say the same for, seen as he also was missing one of those.

[Alice In Wonderland]

"yeah but now he isnt a whole bird onyl half of one, hes only got one eye like you"

she then realised who it was that was stood talking to her and dropped the bird and sprinted over to the hatter, almost tripping over some rubbish on the ground but she didint, she jumped at him and hugged him all tight and grinned.

"you were missing"

she said looking him over kind of like she was checking he was all there and he seemed not to be missing anythign important os that was good. she hadnt really been worried about him but now he was here it felt like she hadnt seen him in for ever.

"i missed you"

she said giving him another hug before letting him go and standing with her hands infront of her smiling at him.

[The Mad Hatter]

"I don't think half a bird can fly..." He said, but was cut off when she ran over and threw her arms around him. Hatter hugged her back, not quite as tight as she was hugging him but still pretty tight. "I missed you too Teapot" Teapot? Yes!
Well he had seen a couple in the woods about an hour ago, they had been so cute together, the guy kept calling the girl 'his star' even though she was not at all a star. The girl kept calling the boy 'Teddy' and just the same, he was not a teddy. But it had seemed kind of right all the same. He figured maybe they really liked each other, and they really liked stars and teddys. So the Hatter was having a go, only he hadn't really been able to think of anything he liked as much as Alice. He did like Teapots though so that would have to do.

He hugged her again then let go and walked past her, looking around the little clearing. "What did you do today? I met a frog!" He was quite Happy about that, he wanted to tell her all about his really super long tongue that went 'lick' really fast and caught flys.

[Alice In Wonderland]

Alice giggled at being called a tepot and decided it caled for a song, so she began putting her hand on her hip and the other in the air in the shape of a tepot.

"im a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout!"

she sang it in a pretty girly voice though not her best voice it was pretty sweet, though kind of creepy really, she stopped and laughed a little while then fronwed, he had met a frog? she had met a frog like man a while ago in the queens gardens he had been ok she had given him a cookie.

"ooooh thier all slimy, was it slimy?"

she was interested to know if it was slimy and remmeber he wanted ot knwo what she had done today, what had she done? she had wandered around and talked to a boy earlier who had asked her if she was a virgin and she said that now she was a scorpio but he didint seem to want to talk to her after that.

"just been around, talking to some people and then i found the bird and i was playing, but it broke"

[The Mad Hatter]

The Hatter watched he rlittle song and giggled a little, she was so cute sometimes. It might be creepy to normal people but he didn't think so, he liked her cheerly little singing voice a lot.
He didn't sing all that much really, except for when he sung along with his magic music box. The problem was that the music box had learned a lot of new songs since it had come back to him again. A lot of the old songs it used to sing it seemed to have forgotten and when he asked it to sing them it ignored him. Oh well, it still knew a few of the old ones and the new ones were OK so it wasn't all bad.

"Slimy? I don't know, he was all big and stood up like we do" He smiled and nodded, remembering how fun it had been prying off his fingernails again when the frog had come along. At the moment he only had 7 fingernails but they grew back very fast.
"And he had a really long tongue that flicked out really fast" When he said the words 'really long' the Hatter moved his hands quite far apart as if to show her how long it was. "I liked it a lot"

[Alice In Wonderland]

"wow like that long? that sounds cool"

she could just picture it really a tongue flying out on a big froggy, it sounded so weird but awesomly amazing, maybe she would meet him too. she coked her head to the side a ltitle and then bent to pick u the dead bird again throwing it in hatter direction.

"no it cant fly anymore, silly bird"

she had just thought she was try and the thing just fell to the floor in a heap and stayed there not moving, well it was dead after all. she was wondering wehat they were going to do now instead of just staying here.

"so what now my dear hatter?"

[The Mad Hatter]

Oh that looked like way to much fun to just leave and miss out on. So the hatter picked up the dead bird and threw it up int he air. His good eye followed it go right up in the air, then drop right back down again and hit the ground with a bit of a bounce.
"Nope... its defiantly a dead one"

He smiled brightly and held out his hand to take hers. "I think we should go to..um..." He looked both ways, even thought it was just trees in both directions he seemed to be deciding on a place.
"The place with all the little people" That would be Oz. He was talking about the munchkin village. He had only been there once and he had found it quite by accident. But in wonderland you could just wonder around for a wile and end up where you wanted to be eventually. Around here it was a little different, you sometimes had to ask for these things called directions from strangers.

[Alice In Wonderland]

"ooooo yes lets do that!"

she said ecite and squeezed his hand a lirtle as she held it, thinking about it she liked it there they had candy and cute houses and they were all littler than her it made her feel all big and tall. she liked feeling big and tall.

"thier so cute, we can make them our frinedies and maybe bring one home for tea?"

she suggested it sounded ike a pretty damn good idea to her of course, she liked making friendies, though alot od the people alice and hatter brought home didint get ot eat any tea because well, they killed them. only when they deserved it of course, but alot of peole like to say bad things ot alice and well the hatter didnt seem to like ti alot when they did that.

"maybe the will be having an unbirthday party!"

[The Mad Hatter]

The Hatter grinned brightly, she seemed to like the idea quite a lot. The little people place was a lot more fun then the other town they had found outside of wonderland. Everyone there was always busy and shouting all the time. Silly people.
OK so the Munchkin Village it was. "I bet they like tea there" He said, sounding pretty certain of that. But the Hatter was always sure that everyone must like tea. He liked Tea. Alice liked Tea. It had to be a good thing. They couldn't both be wrong!

Hay maybe she was right and they would be having an unbirthday. "Should we take presents?" He asked, tilting his head and looking around. He knew that Alice liked presents on her unbirthday. Alice always seemed to like presents.

[Alice In Wonderland]

"i hope they like tea because people who dont like tea is just wrong"

she said with a sshake of her head and then smiling thinking of what presents they coudl bring, she sat on the ground corssing her legs and put her finger ot her lip in a thinking pose. hmmm cakes? but she didint have any, or maybe toys, but she didint have any of thoose either.

"oh! we coudl bring them the bird!"

she said and pointed at the dead bird on the ground, maybe they would like it sher had liked it after all and she coudlnt think of anything else except maybe puddles and she didint want to give him away she liked him alot, he was fun. they coudl have the dead birdie and she woudl even find the broken wing for them, maybe they coudl fix it for them so it was a whole birdie.