To Kill a Mocking Fish [Open]

[Wendy Darling]

Bunny sat in her house. Feeling all sad and lonely. No one had visited her in a long time and She’d lost her pocket watch, it meant she couldn’t go anywhere. After all, she had to know what time it was, all the time! Sighing, she sat back in her pretty white and pink chair and ran her fingers through her thick hair. No idea where the queen of hearts had gone to and all her normal friends had got stuck in the poppy fields. Pouting, she crossed her arms and slid off her chair onto the floor. Legs crossed, hair falling over her face. “It’s not fair” she mumbled to herself. “Why does everyone else not lose their Stop watches and mine is always disappearing?” . Huffing, she picked herself up, and straightened out the Black knee length stockings she was wearing. Twisting her ankle she looked at them momentarily. Black, stain and Holey. It’s fit with the rest of her Outfit. She was dressed like well a bit of a skank, come on, she’s not even wearing pants, but no one really objected.

She looked around her house, it looked like something out of a dam catalogue. Shaking her head, Bunny threw back her hair. She wanted some friends to come over. Staring at her pet Gold fish, Larry, she poked his tank “Do something interesting”
She snarled, this thing only blew bubbles. She’d given it growing medicine once, but it hadn’t been very successful, she’d had to buy another fish tank for it, the other one had shattered. Glaring, she reached into the tank and pulled the little fish out. “Larry, I really don’t like you”, her voice was cold and evil. Crushing her hand around the little fish, she felt it stop moving and Smiled. That was better. He looked much better dead. As most things did. Now at least her dead fish went with the dead flowers in a White and Pink Vase. Kissing his head, she dropped him back in the water. “There you go Larry!” she chirped. Giving a little twirl and Admiring her handy work. Nodding, Bunny scratched her neck and sighed. Well there was at least 5 minutes killed…

[The Mad Hatter]

"White sheep, white sheep on a blue hill!
When the wind stops, you all stand still!
When the wind blows, you walk away slow!
White sheep, white sheep, where do you go?"

The Hatter sort of half walked half skipped, bouncing between trees and over logs on the ground. He had that killer grin pasted on his deathly pale face and was right now chirping stupid random poems at the top of his voice. As usual he was dressed in black, a pair of black jeans and an open black jacket, showing the torn bloody bandages that where wrapped around his chest. His black leather choker with small silver studded spikes had a dogs leash attached to it today. Earlier he had been playing around with it, swinging it over his head but now it just trained behind him while he ran and jumped around the enchanted forest.

Catching sighed of the white rabbits house, the Hatter calmed down for a moment. Oh that could be fun! He could go see what bunny was up to... maybe she had cake and tea!
Changing direction slightly he carried on, singing away at random as he moved.
"I wish I was a mouse.
It would be awesome.
Eating cheese,
And electrical wires!
Then some bastard traps you!"
On that last word he jumped over her little white picket fence and landed in her garden. He had to be really calm now because if he messed up her flowers she might get upset with him. Giving a little boyish giggle at the idea of pulling up all the flowers he shook his head and walked over to the door, knocking on it 3 times.

[Wendy Darling]

Bunny stood, her arms over her chest, looking out the window. Biting her bottom lip gently as the irritating chanting of some maniac. It was making her blood boil. Spinning around quickly she glared, looking around the perfect little house she kept to herself. Where was the noise coming from? It wasn’t Larry, he was dead. Was it the dead flowers? No, wasn’t them. The chairs? Freezing in her place, Bunny glanced at her chair and tip toed over on slender legs . Placing a hand on the chair , she lent down quickly and looked under the chair. It had no mouth. The voice was still in the distance, but it was irritating her. Wrecking her perfect peace. “Shut Up!” she screamed , throwing her arms in the air. Shaking in anger, Bunny stormed into her kitchen and picked up a joint. Normally she only smoked these in company, but today she was bored, maybe funny dopey illusions would make her feel better. Lighting it with a match carefully , she took a dragging and coughed, spluttered and chocked. Pulling a face, she put it out. That had been off.

Kicking the side of her cupboard in annoyance, The Pink/Blonde gave a small yelp and grabbed her foot. About to crack it and throw something. She stopped, her ears could heard something. That stupid chanting and it was right out side her door. Grunting in frustration she stormed to her door, threw it open and opened her mouth to scream before it registered who was standing there. In astonishment, Bunny threw her arms around the boy standing at her door. “Hatty!” she squealed, all previous anger forgotten. “Why you at my house, I mean, I want you here, because it’s dead boring talking to myself, I can’t answer very well and all the Joints are bad and oh yer hi!” she babbled, pulling back form her tight embrace. She stood her door way wearing not a lot of clothing and most people would have cared, but she could care less. “Come in!” she said, ushering him inside before shutting her door into the Pink and White little wonder land of her own. Standing in front of him, arms crossed over her chest , Bunny smiled at the boy covered in blood. “What are you doing in my Corner of Wonderland, I thought you would have been with Alice”. Dragging out Alice’s name, she gave a small glare. Truth be told, Bunny didn’t really like Alice. She had the Hatter and Bunny didn’t, even though she thought they were much better suited.

[The Mad Hatter]

The hatter just grinned brightly as she opened the door, watching her face change from extremely annoyed to really really happy and exited in less then a second. He almost stumbled back as she threw herself into him, but managed to catch himself. Hugging her back the hatter giggled. Her and Alice where the only people who ever called him 'Hatty'. Well, sometimes the Cheshire Cat did but that was more to be annoying, he didn't use it as a cute nickname like the two girls did.
He was just about to answer her first question but he waited because after asking, she carried on talking. "Hii!" He chirped happily when she stopped, letting go of her and stepping back form her hug as she did. To be honest he wasn't even sure himself why he was here, he just was.

The Hatter followed the White Rabbit inside, looking around at the front room. Her house was always nice and neat. He had to try pretty hard to keep himself from running around and knocking things over when he was at her house. "Just thought I'd come and see you" He told her, nodding his head quickly and causing his jet black hair to flick around his face.
He didn't even pick up the animosity in her voice when she mentioned Alice, despite the fact that she made it very obvious. "Shes gone off somewhere, I couldn't really be bothered with that other world today" He told Bunny, again getting distracted by the neatness of her pretty little pink and white house.
Then something else caught his eyes eye. "Bunny, you're fish is upside down!"

[Wendy Darling]

Bunny giggled and clapped her hands together, clearly over the moon to have a visitor, and of course that the visitor was. As it was, she was hardly letting him get a word in. “I’m glad you came to see me, it’s really boring living here, no one ever comes around anymore” she said, her pretty little face dropping for a moment. Bunny didn’t like it when she was alone, she tended to get mad and break things, or kill things but that was bad, because then she had to clean it up. That was just a pain. Sometime’s she went out, but if she did, she didn’t often wear a lot and a few people had something to say about that. Besides, she didn’t much like the sun and if she went out at night, dressed the way she did, people gave her funny looks. She didn’t mind that much, it was only when that giant caterpillar was around, looking like he was going to eat her. Shuddering at the thought she glanced back to look at the Hatter.

Watching as he glanced around her house, she squeezed her hands together. She hated people looking at her house, a little paranoid that it was to messy or to dirty or something was out of place. Looking at him in surprise as he spoke, she gave a little insane giggle. “:He’s not un-side down silly, he was being boring and not doing anything , so I squished him, and he died!” she chirped. Not rally caring. At least now she could say she had a dead fish! “You want some tea?” she asked, stepping towards her kitchen. Course everyone knew the hatter liked tea, stopping at her counter, she pulled out 4 cups. One for herself, three for the Hatter. She never knew which one he wanted, so she always just made extra. Bending down, ass in the air, she started to hum to herself; rummaging around for a tea bag. Finding a couple, she switched on her kettle and turned around, legs crossed. “So, what’s been happening in Hatter land? Anything interesting?” Bunny said, a massive insane grin spread over her face. Man, she loved company.

[The Mad Hatter]

No one came around to see her anymore? Well that wasn't fair! There where lots of people living in wonderland, you would have thought she would get visitors all the time. He was actually most surprised that the Cheshire cat didn't spend a lot of his time lurking around her house, seen as she had milk and the damn animal was always after that.

"Hes not?" She must be confused, because to him, that fish looked very up-side down. The Hatter then started to giggle at her little story about squishing the fish until it died. That sounded like a whole lot of fun. Next time he went up to the waterfall, he would try squishing fish instead of kicking umbrella birds.
He looked up from the tank and back over to her at the mention of tea. Did she really need to ask that? "Oh-tea-yeah-please!" He chirped happily like an exited little kid. He followed after her into the kitchen and watched her get cups out.

Most males would have definitely looked at her ass as she bent over like that, but the Hatter being kind of innocent to things like girls, sex and all that stuff, was more interested in looking at the teacups all lined up on the counter.
"Not much. I played with a dead bird the other day... Oh and Cas hasn't tried to steal my hat for a while" He was pretty happy about that, the Cheshire cat used to try to swipe the top hat off his head quite often. It was really annoying.

[Wendy Darling]

Bunny smiled to herself, she knew she didn’t have to ask the Hatter if he wanted tea, it was quite a clear answer. But she was being polite. He was the only person she was polite with, well sometimes Alice if she was with him, but she still despised the girl. Purely based on jealousy. As the kettle popped on the boil, she jumped slightly and picked it up, dropping the tea bags in before splashing the hot water into the cups. Letting out a small yelp as she got her hand. Bunny grunted and wiped it on her Corset. “D’you want sugar or anything?” she asked, hopping around her little White and Pink kitchen, happy to entertain guests. She may be evil and cruel, but when people came to visit her, and she liked them, she’d give them practically anything they wanted. Opening one of her long cupboards, she pulled out a cake tin and stuck it on the table. “You can eat this” she nodded to herself, confirming the fact.

“A dead bird? Did you kill it first, or was it already dead?” the blonde/pinked hired shifter asked. Where was the fun in plying with an already dead bird? ‘Hatty, if you see my pocket watch anywhere, could you keep it please and give it back to me? I’ve lost it and you know that I cannot go out unless I have it with me” she said, her expression suddenly dropping. She really did miss going out side every few days, but a clock always had to be present. She only had ones inside now. ‘And Wait…you mean Cas the cat? “. Cats gave her the creeps, perhaps because her name was ‘Bunny’ but they always made her nervous. “I should get Larry a friend”, spoken more so to herself then the Hatter. Perhaps he wanted a friend to play with in fishy hell? Yes hell.. he’d been a bad fish.

Popping over the counter again, she picked up two cups of tea and set them down in front of the Hatter before getting the other two, setting one in front of herself and the other in front of him.

[The Mad Hatter]

The Hatter watched Bunny pour out the tea and add teabags, hopping from side to side like an exited little puppy waiting for a treat. Her yelp made him jump a little and for about half a second he actually thought that one of the teabags might have tried to bite her, not wanting to go into the hot water. Heh, he thought about things like t hat. "Are you Okay?" He asked, quickly realizing that the water must have splashed onto her hand.
He nodded his head, causing his black hair to flick. "Yeah please" he chirped happily, all exited for tea and sugar. "Nine and five and maybe three" Different amounts for each of the three cups? Or all of those in one cup? She could work it out either way she liked, he probably wouldn't notice anyway.

As if tea hadn't been enough, he chirped up even more when she pulled out the cake tin. Grinning like a nut he followed after her, nodding his head excitedly as she set it down and told him he could eat it. Right away he fished out a cake and started to munch on it. "This is good"
He told her, just in case she didn't already know.

"It was already dead" He replied, taking another bite of cake before adding, "And going all stiff, it broke apart easily" Despite the fact that they hadn't killed it, him and Alice had enjoyed a good half an hour playing with the bird before deciding to give it to some stranger as an unbirthday gift.

He nodded again, finishing his cake. "Sure, I'll look out for it. Want me to ask around?" for the first time in a while he sounded close to serious. He knew Bunny needed her clocks. Personally he didn't get it. There was no real routine to anything in wonderland so why should time matter to him? He didn't totally trust it to run properly anyway.
He sipped the tea and smiled across at Bunny. A friend for Larry did sound like a good idea. Maybe he should have saved the dead bird for her... "A lizard might be fun?" He suggested. Lizards have flicky tongues...